Whining is for Losers. Like me.

Hi my name is Lauren and I am just so filled angst that I could explode.

I hate a variety of things, you see, as I am so filled with self-loathing and general hatred for the world.

Please have this list of things I hate:

• Cauliflower, the albino broccoli. SHUT UP YOU BROCCOLI LOVERS AND/OR PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO, CAULIFLOWER IS JUST TERRIBLE.
• My best friend 4EVA, Sethicus. But I love him platonically at the same time. That's just how we roll.
• When people abbreviate words when they're talking. It's crazy annoying and I want to shove a sock down their throats.
• When people discuss internet-related things in real life in depth. See above.
• Pants that fall down on purpose. GET A BELT, FOOL. THE CHEAPEST ONE COSTS LIKE, WHAT, FIVE DOLLARS? GOOD LORD.
• Hipsters. But I am one. So therefore I hate myself. Yay.
• Chihuahuas. Those are not dogs, they are gigantic rats with gigantic ears that are fucking annoying.
• Fickle people. "Oh I like this guy but I also like this guy but he's so manwhore but I also like this guy and -" OH SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. I WILL NOT SYMPATHIZE FOR YOU LOVE PROBLEMS IF YOU HAVE 8232038028 PEOPLE THAT YOU FANCY.
• People who pretend to have some sort of vice but brag about it. Especially if they're underage. "Ohhhh dude, I got so wasted while I was getting high last night!" No, fool, you are a prepubescent white child that lives in the suburbs. Kindly shut the hell up.
• Valley girls. Please...just...don't...talk. Ever.
• Jude Law haters. Jude Law is bitchin', you harlots, don't you even dare to think about dissing him.
• Copy cats. Copying a unique person doesn't make you unique, fool. Geebus.
• Pet names that don't make sense or seem half-hearted. Overly ridiculous pet names are the best, in my opinion.
• Self-taken pictures. They just annoy the sugar honey ice tea out of me. No joke.
• Skinny jeans on people who are too skinny. Good looking legs need muscle and crap not a bunch of skin and bones you chicken legged people. Honestly.
• People who complain about their thighs or legs because they're too "fat." Shut up attractive legs are SHAPELY NOT STICKS.
• People who complain outright about their life without any prompting. About stupid things. I think I do that. Oh well.
• Fanboys and fangirls.
• People who wear a too many accessories. So much that they could be a walking store.
• People who don't do their part in group task.
• People. Overly religious or political ones especially.
• Overly enthusiastic music lovers who limit themselves to only one genre.
• Daisy dukes.
• Bleaching of the hair.
• Ugly anime or manga that sucks bad lollipops.
• Stupidly cliche writing.
• Friends who are only friends with you when they're bored or they want something from you

And yes. Hate.