REASONS TO BE AN ASEXUAL HERMIT
Or "Reasons Why You're an Asexual Hermit."
(Part One.)
Let's face it, when life gives you lemons sometimes you just have to take those lemons raw in your eyeballs like a real man. But most people aren't willing to be manly, so all of the following usually happen. Or should, if you're a sissy girl who is constantly angsty (I used spell check and one of the suggestions was gangsta. Awwww yeah, dawg.) and has a blog oh wait.
Uno.
Go ahead, admit it. Your jokes are lame and unfunny and no one laughs at them, even when you try to awkwardly save them and pretend that they're funny. You're better off laughing to your lame jokes in the comfort of your own home where no one will judge you. Except your mother, you gives you food through a slot at the bottom of your bedroom door.
Why yes, I did suddenly get less tan. It's a trend, you see.
Dos.
Your love life is nonexistent. Telling yourself that maybe, one day, you too will find a beloved.WRONG. You're going to grow old and alone so might as well get started now.
I keep changing colors. Like a chameleon.
Life just sucks.
So yup. That's all I'm willing to illustrate/grace you all with my beautiful drawings for now...c:
It's spring break but instead of partyin' and partyin' (yeah) with my homies I'm here. In my house. Writing/drawing a blog. I wish I had a life.
Peace out homies. Word to your mother.
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