Summer Bummer

It rhymes. How cool is that?

So I'd to inform all of my darling viewers that it is now summer time for me.

I hate summer. I hate it so much.
Would you like to know why?

Summer is a time when I have social interaction, no work to do, or even anything to complain about in depth.
This kind of goes to show that I actually love the ridiculousness that is life but then I would be lying to myself because life really does suck bad lollipops. The only definite great things are delicious food and sleep and the sun. But I'm allergic to perhaps 8439239 things and sleep can only get me so far and the sun burns me to the point that I change colors.

Grah. Summer. Ridiculous. I've slept more in the past three days than I have in the past school year. Isn't that sad? (hyperboles yay)

All I do to fill my days now are sleep, look up stupid stuff on the internet, and ride my bike. Oh but what about eating Lauren that's not HUSH YOUR MOUTH. I know that if I start eating when I'm insanely bored is that I won't fucking stop. And then I'll turn into this gigantic mass of angsty-goodness that'll just explode the Earth or something stupid like that.

But seriously though, I do eat. Just not excessively. THE MORE YOU KNOW~.

You know what's pathetic? I exempted nearly all the exams that I am not required to take and the next day, I was so bored out of my mind that I actually went to school the next day just to do something with my life. Before that, I even tried doing all of my summer work. Got one-fourth of my Spanish work done and it was not satisfying because I am a loser who has self pity parties.

SELF PITY PARTIES ARE FOR LOSERS.

But now I can't even do work because I...broke...my laptop...so I have to use this desktop computer that's about ten years of age. It was originally mine until I abandoned it. Now I"m running back to it because I need something to do. My god, I'm a hoochie mama.

bloopbloop

Well that's the end of my rant.
Peace out homies. Word to your mother.

Boredom Woes.

He also enjoys leisurely strolls in local parks and iced tea.

Whining is for Losers. Like me.

Hi my name is Lauren and I am just so filled angst that I could explode.

I hate a variety of things, you see, as I am so filled with self-loathing and general hatred for the world.

Please have this list of things I hate:

• Cauliflower, the albino broccoli. SHUT UP YOU BROCCOLI LOVERS AND/OR PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO, CAULIFLOWER IS JUST TERRIBLE.
• My best friend 4EVA, Sethicus. But I love him platonically at the same time. That's just how we roll.
• When people abbreviate words when they're talking. It's crazy annoying and I want to shove a sock down their throats.
• When people discuss internet-related things in real life in depth. See above.
• Pants that fall down on purpose. GET A BELT, FOOL. THE CHEAPEST ONE COSTS LIKE, WHAT, FIVE DOLLARS? GOOD LORD.
• Hipsters. But I am one. So therefore I hate myself. Yay.
• Chihuahuas. Those are not dogs, they are gigantic rats with gigantic ears that are fucking annoying.
• Fickle people. "Oh I like this guy but I also like this guy but he's so manwhore but I also like this guy and -" OH SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. I WILL NOT SYMPATHIZE FOR YOU LOVE PROBLEMS IF YOU HAVE 8232038028 PEOPLE THAT YOU FANCY.
• People who pretend to have some sort of vice but brag about it. Especially if they're underage. "Ohhhh dude, I got so wasted while I was getting high last night!" No, fool, you are a prepubescent white child that lives in the suburbs. Kindly shut the hell up.
• Valley girls. Please...just...don't...talk. Ever.
• Jude Law haters. Jude Law is bitchin', you harlots, don't you even dare to think about dissing him.
• Copy cats. Copying a unique person doesn't make you unique, fool. Geebus.
• Pet names that don't make sense or seem half-hearted. Overly ridiculous pet names are the best, in my opinion.
• Self-taken pictures. They just annoy the sugar honey ice tea out of me. No joke.
• Skinny jeans on people who are too skinny. Good looking legs need muscle and crap not a bunch of skin and bones you chicken legged people. Honestly.
• People who complain about their thighs or legs because they're too "fat." Shut up attractive legs are SHAPELY NOT STICKS.
• People who complain outright about their life without any prompting. About stupid things. I think I do that. Oh well.
• Fanboys and fangirls.
• People who wear a too many accessories. So much that they could be a walking store.
• People who don't do their part in group task.
• People. Overly religious or political ones especially.
• Overly enthusiastic music lovers who limit themselves to only one genre.
• Daisy dukes.
• Bleaching of the hair.
• Ugly anime or manga that sucks bad lollipops.
• Stupidly cliche writing.
• Friends who are only friends with you when they're bored or they want something from you

And yes. Hate.

Excellent Studentry.

GO FORNICATE YOURSELF, SPELLCHECK. STUDENTRY IS TOTALLY A WORD BECAUSE I MADE IT SO.

I totally stole that from someone. Please find it here:  http://emmycic.livejournal.com/

I should be studying. But clearly I am "blogging" and listening Skrillex. Hot damn I love Skrillex. It's orgytastic. Like sex. Because they both begin with "s" and end in "ex." Awww yeah man.

Also finals make me want to stab myself in the face that's how much I hate them. But you know. Whine whine complain complain.

KAYTHANKSBYE.

Peace out homies. Word to your mother.

Loser, am I

I hate Facebook but I like having friends. Oh, woe.

Oh hi Kellen.
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So Awful

'Sup broskis. It's currently 1:51 AM by my clock and I am not having a good time.

My goodness, I want to punch someone. I've been studying for a while now. Why am I studying when I could be sleeping? Because it's required and if I don't finish I may likely start angsting about life then start to drown myself in my own little sea of sorrow that I cried for myself.

I hate everything, seriously. So much I would eat a ton (as in the whole...two thousand? four thousand? god I suck what have I been doing with my life if I don't even know basic measurements) of cauliflower to just put me out of my misery. (Refer to previous posts for explanation?)

I be standing in line
Dressed like wizard
Broken glasses on my eyes
Got the figures
Got Hermione's wand
She's the best witch
Watchin' Harry Potter
Feelin' fly like it's Quidditch

Did you enjoy that? Well it wasn't mine. Youtube it, I guess.

La la la I hate physical science and it hates me.
Don't get me wrong, my teacher is great.
But blah.
Learning.
If you didn't know, I said that with such disdain and disgust that I cringed a little bit mahself.
So yeah.
I'm here.
I should be studying some more.
Also my "I" key is sticking and I want to STICK IT TO THE MAN that didn't make sense I must be delirious.

I'll leave this post here anyway. To remind myself how much more stupid I can be even when I don't try.

Peace out homies. Word to your mother.

P.S. Google Chrome be biiiiiiiiiitchin'